Happy Saint Patrick’s Day and Snake Oil.
They’re already coming out of the weeds. The snakes! And they’ve got a sure fire solution for whatever ails you. Already they are out there, using the Covid 19 virus pandemic and making specious claims!
But Wait! There’s More! If you buy my book, subscribe to my program, use my supplements, “It’ll Cure Your Diseases!!!” Just Look at the Testimonials. Proof? Just read my website. It’s Organic and Natural.
Where’s the random trial publication by independent reference test groups and response and adverse effects data?
DATA? We don’t need no stinkin’ data, we got slick web pages and tweets and infomercials and testimonials…(and if you hurry we’ll double the number of bottles, you just pay the $19.95 shipping and handling and sign up for our automatic replenishment program, no warranties expressed or implied, your results may vary).
"Over the centuries, the mythology surrounding the life of Saint Patrick has become ever more ingrained in the Irish culture. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, is credited with expelling all the snakes from Ireland, and today, not a single snake can be found there. But the true meaning of the casting away of all snakes runs much deeper.
Since snakes often represent evil in literature, “when Patrick drives the snakes out of Ireland, it is symbolically saying he drove the old, evil, pagan ways out of Ireland [and] brought in a new age,” said classics professor Philip Freeman of Luther College in Iowa."
These days we really need a St. Patrick to run off all the Snakes, and the Snake Oil they are peddling on unsuspecting and uniformed desperate Ill persons.
How many times have I heard it from well meaning neighbors, friends, and relatives, or from someone on the internet trying to make a quick buck by preying on a frustrated suffering patient.
Have you tried some Yoga, or Coffee Enemas, or Oils to stop those reactions?? My sister’s mother in laws cousin had…Detox you need to detox, obviously you kidneys and liver, evolved over million years of generations, isn’t as specialized as my $199.95 random chemical supplement diet that was never independently trialed, from some YouTube doctor who usually goes by one name.
Personally, If I can’t find three different groups, with independent double blind random trials, and a truck load of refereed papers, published in Reputable principal Scientific and Medical Journals (not the Eastern Slobovia Medical Journal and Goat Husbandry Quarterly), that crap isn’t touching the outside of my body, much less going on the inside.
“Science, bitches!!”, is made from failing repeatedly and reporting it until you think you got it right, and then putting it out there in publication, where you try to get other research groups to try their very best to show everyone in the research community what an complete idiot you are.
When at least three diverse groups can get your results in different ways, Then, and only Then, you get to try it on goats, or pigs, or your sweaty brother in law that you never really liked. After further review, and double blind test groups with humans, to see if they sprout feathers or hooves, real doctors and scientists go over the data from multiple rounds of testing, to determine risk and benefit. For “normal” sick people it’s safe and effective. For orphan “rare disease” meds it’s risks and benefits.
When these snakes, can find a hard to definitively diagnose malady, with suffering people, frustrated and desperate for help, and limited detailed medical knowledge, they have an easy target.
When the test tools available for that condition are limited in repeatability, not firmly and incontrovertibly definitive, for some evil spawn “medical” types, they have an easy mark, a money making machine on the back of their “patients”.
They frequently have no metric. If they can’t do quantitative tests before and after “treatment” and show a specific change in analytical quantities or qualities, look out for the worst of all, the not so rare duck-snake. It slithers on it’s belly amongst the slime and filth and quacks. Physician swear an oath “To do no harm”. Most of these folks want to be called doctor, and
They can tag you with any of these “conditions” where opinion is the final arbiter. If blood test, biopsy, genetic sequencing, RT-PCR can not give a definitive answer with confidence intervals, they got you.
When you feel their hand sympathetically patting you on the back, most of them are actually just hunting for your wallet.
No cure or amelioration comes without failure and pain, and head banging, in the research, development, test, trials, and approval process.
If something is natural and historical and ancient that’s amazing; so is the fact that in 1900, before modern antibiotics, male life expectancy was about 45 years, and a natural cure in Egypt was chiseling a hole in your skull, in England they would blow tobacco smoke up your arse, and in America native Americans rubbed raw petroleum on their wounds.
There is no magic, no silver bullets. If something is too good to be true is usually is. If reviewed analytical test data isn’t out there from multiple sources, no go. If it is incredibly good and successful therapy the there is usually big money in research funding and there is data and a refereed journal or conference paper trail. Scientists, not shamans or shysters.
Anything that can solve the impossibly hard, diverse, immune system biochemical and genetic problems; of the incredibly unique and complex machine that is You!; doesn’t come cheap, doesn’t come simple, doesn’t come fast, and never can address all the interrelated issues.
Beware. This isn’t the year 400AD, St. Patrick isn’t here running off the snakes, and they’re everywhere in the weeds, smuggling many different flavors of snake oil, to a web page, blog, infomercial, or cousin/neighbor/friend of a friend near you.
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A parable
My vascular edema was acting up as I was next door trying to help out changing the oil and filter of a young ladies car. I was rubbing my painful, mast cell activated immune system, swollen hands and could feel the inside of my mouth and lips starting to swell from a familiar not unpleasant aroma. [1]
“Oils, you need some of my oils,” she says as I wash down a couple of Benadryl with the last swallow of Dr. Pepper.
As I wiped the axle grease from my hand, I looked her up and down and said, “Young lady, if it can’t be cured with a heavy application of Benadryl, WD40, Royal Purple, Rotella 15W40, or Marvel Mystery Oil, and a good coat of Ben-Gay or Icy-Hot, then that frou-frou stuff there isn’t ‘gonna’ touch this. And half of that stuff make my face and throat swell up like a pregnant puffer fish.”
“This is natural,” she says, “And it’s only $25 per ounce. It’s very concentrated, it takes over 3 pounds of flowers to make just one ounce."[2]
My neighbor, another retired scientist, a chemist, looks over at me with a grin, and I knew what was coming.
He said, “You know, we’re using similar very rare and special oils to fix your car.”
“Really!?” she asks, feigning interest.
"Yep,"he says, "A purely organic concentrated, highly catalyst refined and purified to rigid international specifications, made from purified blends of ancient marine organisms, extremely rare prehistoric plants, exotic flowers, algae, and seaweed. Over 98 tons of plants are processed and distilled go into each gallon, why that’s 153 pounds of plants per oz., much much more concentrated than yours. " [3]
He writes figures in the dust on the hood, “Let’s see then, Uhhh…tons per gallons, to pounds to gallon, and then pounds per ounce. 128 ounces per gallon times $25 per ounce.” He scratches his head, “Oh yeah, carry the 2.”
“Well young lady, you’re all set. Internationally controlled, standardized, rigorously specified, and tested oils made from the finest and rarest of plants and flowers has fixed what was wrong your car.”[4]
“Now, I’m only going to charge you the same, that’ll be $3200 for the gallon and I’ll throw in the precision 20 micrometer particle contaminant purification filter for free. This is just for limited time, these materials are difficult to extract and refine, and many of the plants and flowers used are now extinct.” [5]
“That’s ridiculous,” she says, “How can you charge that much a gallon just to fix my car?!!”
He looks at me and then down at his feet, running his boot toe back and forth in the grime on the floor. “Well” he says, not looking up, “Y’all got us there, for you, we’ll cut the price to $1000…that’s let’s see only $7.81 per ounce, but I’m telling your car will never make it home without it. It’s essential to safe operation and your car will have seizures without it.”[6]
“That’s still ludicrous,” she says, “But why such a big price drop??”
“Well,” he says with a slight grin and twinkle in his eye, “I heard tell this last batch was rejected by NASCAR, Kyle Busch’s guys opened a jug and sniffed it and they said this batch still had to much Dinosaur poop to their liking.”
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Isao Ohsawa, et.al.;Clinical Features of Hereditary and Mast Cell-mediated Angioedema Focusing on the Differential Diagnosis in Japanese Patients; Intern Med. 2018 Feb 1; 57(3): 319–324. Published online 2017 Nov 1. doi: 10.2169/internalmedicine.8624-16. PMCID: PMC5827308
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Part 3: The Plant Perspective | dōTERRA Essential Oils
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University Of Utah. “Bad Mileage: 98 Tons Of Plants Per Gallon – Study Shows Vast Amounts Of ‘Buried Sunshine’ Needed To Fuel Society.” ScienceDaily. ScienceDaily, 27 October 2003. <Bad Mileage: 98 Tons Of Plants Per Gallon -- Study Shows Vast Amounts Of 'Buried Sunshine' Needed To Fuel Society -- ScienceDaily>.
4.ISO 19291:2016(en) Lubricants — Determination of tribological quantities for oils and greases — Tribological test in the translatory oscillation apparatus. https://www.iso.org/obp/ui/#iso:std:iso:19291:ed-1:v1:en
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K. Than; The Mysterious Origin and Supply of Oil; 2006 Redirect Notice
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Loganathan, S., Esakkimuthu, P., Srivatsan, M., and Anand, M., “Performance Optimization of Single Cylinder Diesel Engine Oil Pump through PRV and Rotor System,” SAE Technical Paper 2015-26-0028, 2015, SAE MOBILUS.